Phone: *RANG* *RANG*
Anonymous: Front Desk, This is anon. How may I help you?
Guest: ......Hi anon....
Anonymous: Can I help you?
Guest: ........Do you think 5:10 is too early for a wake-up call?....
Anonymous: I'll set that right away for you.
Guest: Thank you.
Anonymous: Have a good night.
He said it all creepy. All I have to say is: wtf.