Tuesday, May 26, 2009

The TV Button?

So this just happened to me tonight. A guest wanted to change the channel on the television in the lobby and this little gem came about.

Guest: Hey.. Do you guys all have a TV button?
Anonymous: A "TV button"..?
Guest: Yeah!
Anonymous: Uh... Yeah we do. it's that little button on the TV that says 'power' above it.
Guest: ...
Anonymous: Oh! You mean the remote! Here you go!

Monday, May 25, 2009

You can't be serious...?

So we have multiple working crews here to work on one of the large warehouse stores around here. It's getting a "facelift." Well the newest crew is here to do tile. The majority of them are annoying as shit- in particular this one big dopey looking guy. Well, he came up to my desk close to the end of my shift Friday morning. Dopey comes up to the desk and says he hasn't had housekeeping services for the past two days and wanted a bath towel. He then asks me to have housekeeping either A) clean the room while he is sleeping. Or B) wake him up so they can clean the room. WTF MAN. I just wanted to yell "Go be stupid somewhere else!!" at him

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

So I accidentally the whole hotel-

And now we have no power.

The best part of all is that it went out during the middle of charging some guy’s american express. Hah.

So I guess the american express accidentally the whole hotel.