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Ever wonder what happens at hotels during the wee hours of the night? Well, here you go!

Monday, March 30, 2009

Phone Calls - 4

So I was just in the bathroom and the phone rings.

Anon: Ugh. Great.
Anon: *gives spiel*
Guy: Uh-oh! I'm sorry! I have the number! Sorry sorry sorry! *rambles*
Anon: Oh. It's all good dude.
Guy: Sorry! I'm just really horny!
Anon: Ewwwww.
*click*
Posted by Anonymous at 9:54 PM
Labels: perverts, phone calls, wtf

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