Phone Calls 5

Phone: *RANG* *RANG*
Anonymous: Front Desk, This is anon. How may I help you?
Guest: ......Hi anon....
Anonymous: Can I help you?
Guest: ........Do you think 5:10 is too early for a wake-up call?....
Anonymous: I'll set that right away for you.
Guest: Thank you.
Anonymous: Have a good night.

He said it all creepy. All I have to say is: wtf.

Phone Calls - 4

So I was just in the bathroom and the phone rings.

Anon: Ugh. Great.
Anon: *gives spiel*
Guy: Uh-oh! I'm sorry! I have the number! Sorry sorry sorry! *rambles*
Anon: Oh. It's all good dude.
Guy: Sorry! I'm just really horny!
Anon: Ewwwww.
*click*

Phone Calls 3

his is possibly one of my most favorite stories.. Whenever guests ask me for an amusing story- this is usually the one I will tell. Well, one night my phone rang and it was an elderly woman asking if we had a restaurant in the hotel (which we do not.) I told her that we did not, but we do have a breakfast bar and I told her the hours. That was not good enough for her, she then asked for the names of other restaurants in the area and the distances in blocks. The area my hotel is in is quite rural and not in a block type set-up. I suggested my favorite mexican restaurant to her, which is up the road from my hotel. The woman's response to being recommended a mexican restaurant was to start yelling in to the phone. Here is what she yelled: "MEXICAN?! I'M NOT MEXICAN! I WA

S BORN IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." It was that night I learned that I am not an american citizen for enjoying a mexican restaurant. Weird. She also had one more little tidbit of joy- "AND WE AMERICANS ARE NOT USED TO THAT KIND OF CUISINE" ... I just stood there with the phone held away from my ear. It took everything inside me not to laugh at her. I wished her a good night and that we would see her on her day of arrival.

I guess this was an emergency!

Okay, so I'm sure it is common that you dial 911 for emergencies only.. Apparently that instruction must have started after this gentleman was out of school.

July 3rd a gentleman in my hotel dialed 911.. I know this because whenever the three digits of doom are dialed- the desk knows about it- by means of every piece of equipment screaming shrilly. We got a hold of the room via telephone only to find everything was perfectly fine. His wife answered the phone and said her husband was being stupid and dialed 911 to inquire if the fireworks display for the 4th were going to be canceled due to rain.

Phone Calls 2

Anonymous: Thank you for calling the ____ in ____ this is Anon, how may I direct your call?
Guest: Hey- what all comes in your rooms?
Anonymous: Uh... Beds?

Phone Calls

Anonymous: Thank you for calling the ____ in ____ this is Anon, how may I direct your call?
Guest: Hey.. I have a question.
Anonymous: Ask away.
Guest: So.. What all can you do in the rooms?
Anonymous: Uh... You can sleep?